snatch-snorkeling

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.

Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..

by Vaginal-Voyager February 24, 2014

Yam Snorkeling

Laying in a tub/pool/jacuzzi etc.. with only the head of your cock poking out of the water while a chick sucks on your balls.

My girlfriend complained that we never do anything exciting anymore, so I filled up the tub and took her Yam Snorkeling.

by Michael Gargiulo May 14, 2005

snorkeling

Putting your balls into someone's mouth and having your penis stroked at the same time.....

I woke up in my ship's bunk to find that former Congressman Eric Massa was snorkeling me. He had his balls in my mouth and was stroking his cock.

by poopyfriend March 15, 2010

mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...

Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...

by Twattie April 22, 2009

Mud Snorkelling

When you place your nose in an anus and snort human faeces through the nose.

Girl: I went Mud Snorkelling last night.
Girl 2: I heard that's really shit.

by Boredom At Work October 24, 2010

Sand Snorkeling

To give oral sex to a Middle Earsterner or a hobo.

Josh:I heard Adam is into sand snorkeling now.

Katrina:Well if that butters his bicuit.

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

ass snorkeling

Ass snorkeling is very similar to brown nosing, but to the extremes.

The only reason he's getting that promotion is because he's been ass snorkeling the boss.

by Phour September 18, 2006