Snorgtees

Annoying shit that constantly appears on the urban dictionary site advertising lame t-shirts.

Look at all of these damn snorgtees ads on this site.

by azawaq December 7, 2009

Snorgtees

A T-shirt company that makes some of the most retarded shirts ever to meet the presses. They have on them terrible jokes that are obviously trying to suck off of Internet humor, and stupid slogans and sayings with bad puns and very unclever irony. They slap their stupid advertisements all over Urban Dictionary, courtesy of Google Ads, which tries to target products to the right audience.

Some examples of Snorgtees terrible attempts at cool:

"WARNING: if zombies chase us, I'm tripping you!!!1!"
"Hedgehogs, why don't they just share the hedge?'

"Meh"

"That's what she said!!!11!1"

"Milk, I am your father"

"I was not aware that bird was the word"

Sheer crap.

by CPHOY December 22, 2010

SnorgTees enigma

the dicotomy of advertising a Tshirt with bacon written in it being used by a skinny chick

dude this ad is such a SnorgTees enigma.

by ILuvBacon January 31, 2010

snorgtees

A T-shirt company with absolutely no dignity or real sense of business prowess whatsoever. They merely take any quotable line from a movie, tv or pop culture scene and place it on a basic teeshirt, thus attempting to take advantage of the stupidity and consumption need of the average human, having them spend $15 on something that impresses no one and merely helps them stand out as "don't talk to me, I suck."

snorgtees are a tshirt that quotes a line from 'The Office' and makes unearned profits from it.

by Bangerlivas April 30, 2009

snorgtees chick

One of the several chicks that model the snorgtees shirts. Some are hot, some are not, and one has tits the size of beach balls.

Look at the tits on that snorgtees chick! I bet she could smother someone with those!

by Jim Fear May 27, 2010

Snorgtees

A company who monopolizes Urban Dictionary's ad-space and makes unfunny teeshirts.

The girls are somewhat hot though.

Every time you visit this site there will undoubtedly be an ad for a snorgtees shirt right next to it.

by ZomSteve September 24, 2011

Snorgtees

The best shirts to wear if you're a retard (so people can instantly recognize you) .

non-retard: " hey, I bought you a t-shirt, from Snorgtees "
retard: " wow, thank you so much "

by Malakand_man November 17, 2009