snorf

The offspring of a Smurf and a Snork. These amphibious blue creatures measure three apples high and play the trumpet.

"While hiking through the woods this morning, I stepped on a snorf."

by 1958Fury April 20, 2007

snorf

Snorf is a giraffe with a dirty minge. She sticks her neck out for people.
Snorf's favourite moto is " Say No To Dirty Minges"

Go clean your cheesy minge out you dirty snorf

by snorfie July 25, 2006

Snorf

A load of jizz on a pile of shit

Pete said , "this work package isn't worth a Snorf ".

by Squirrel Rubber September 9, 2014

Snorf

To eat very quickly and messily. Like snort, except involving food.

"She snorfed the last piece of pie."

Or,

"I snorf the slarf and then I horf."

by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

Snorf

Snorf

verb: Snorfed, Snorfing, Snorfs

To shoplift a small item by hiding it up the nose.

"Dude, I bet you I can snorf those marbles."

"She snorfed until her nose bled."

"I got caught snorfing paper clips again."

"If he snorfs that he will never get it out."

by Sean the Snorf Dude September 13, 2008

Jelly Snorf

Snorting your own or someone else's semen out of someone's butt hole after anal sex.

Male 1: Did you hear that Lance did a jelly snorf out of his boyfriend?
Male 2: Yeah, it wasn't even his own load either.

by Chevy Mustang April 14, 2020

Snorf

Person who sniffs bicycle seats

That guy is a Snorf, he was always smelling random bicycle seats at the commons in school.

by Blade 110 June 7, 2022