snooge

(snooged, snooging)

A deep, shameless, and passionate cuddlefest in which a person's entire body is involved in rubbing up on or embracing a beloved partner. Think "Richandamy" from the comic strip Zits.

"Every time we go, she tries to snooge up on me, and I can't even walk!"

"She was all snooged up on him at the party."

"A clerk walked around the corner and caught us snooging, and backed away slowly. It was hilarious!"

by TheShakespeareofSwear October 17, 2014

snooge

the act of shitting on the back of the toilet seat due to sitting too far back on the seat

Man, someone snooged the toilet

by snoogeking June 14, 2015

Snooge

The gross mess left behind after snails breed.

Ah bro, I'm covered in snooge

by Rattlesnaketoast July 2, 2019

Snooge

An alternative way to say bitch, more gender-neutral.

"Hey, you snooge!"

or

"Son of a snooge!"

by 🕯️ June 26, 2022

Brother Snooge

A friend, brother, partner that will never be lost no matter what happens

Tyler is my brother snooge and i forgive him

by Matty Snooge October 19, 2010

Goobie snoobert

A really silly person.

Someone who's brain is as big as a walnut :).
This person smells like majestic mushrooms.

You're such a goobie snoobert

by anandaMCbananahead June 17, 2023

Snooker Kick

One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.

I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.

by Reg Denke May 31, 2010