Wet Soberer

A person that goes to Alcoholics Anonymous, uses the principals learned there or recites the mantras, yet continues to drink alcohol.

Antonym: Dry Drunk

Jamie has become at Wet Soberer. Since starting AA he has been less grandiose and shown much more humility towards the staff at the bar.

by STLjared January 6, 2008

snerger

A snerger is a man(usually middle-aged) who obtains delight from sniffing the bicycle saddles of (usually young) females.

Lucy knew the college principal was a secret snerger and decided to set a trap by sprinkling her saddle with freshly ground black pepper shortly before he did his daily tour of the bike sheds.

by Tom Danby July 30, 2007

SNOWBURGER

burger with "special" sauce on it, or to jizz on someones burger while said name person is absent from burger.

Mark: this burger taste funky

Jason: yea that's cause its a snowburger with smegma sauce.

Mark: jaded clapper and lots of barf!

by cplelliott September 10, 2009

Sobergerism

The conceptual union of Sokalism (the strategic use of academic hoaxes and to critique perceived intellectual fraud) and Mobergerism (the taxonomic dismissal of disagreeable positions as pseudoscience or bullshit). Sobergerism names the particular intellectual style that combines the Sokalist's performative exposure of nonsense with the Mobergerite's categorical dismissal of entire domains of inquiry. The Sobergerist doesn't just expose bad arguments—they position themselves as the ultimate arbiters of what counts as real knowledge, using the tools of academic critique to establish and enforce epistemological boundaries while remaining immune to similar critique themselves. It's a form of intellectual gatekeeping armed with the full apparatus of scientific authority, philosophical rigor, and performative debunking, creating a fortress of legitimate knowledge that can dismiss any challenger as either fraudulent (Sokalism) or categorically invalid (Mobergerism).

Example: "His response to the entire field of continental philosophy was to publish a parody and then declare any defense of it 'pseudophilosophy'—Sobergerism in its purest form, using mockery and taxonomic exclusion to avoid genuine engagement."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

sloberer

Sloberer- The name given to a person who engages in the act of oral sex whilst sober.

Etymology: The slurred, drunken, contracted form of 'Sober Blowjob Giver' resulted in the formation of this word.

Noun: Slober - The act itself

"You don't even drink and you did it! Damn sloberers giving slobers like there's no tomorrow!"

"Awwww, man, I can't believe you gave him a slober last night at that party! That is gross!"

by Zumoid November 30, 2009

snorger

a person who is fake, who lies or gets away with things by using many compliments and wooing people

jackie f " i cant believe our teacher let her just go change her test answers"
" i no!! she is sucha snorger!" says michaela

by juliet macbeth December 6, 2009

snowburger

When you hit someone in the face (esp. mouth) with a snowball during a snowball fight.

That bitch totally got served a snowburger.

by Burgz242424 August 24, 2012