Swedgie

To be hung on a pole or peg by your pantys then dunked in a toilet

I was walking home when my friend said that the girls bathroom had some weird graffiti in one of the stalls so we went to check it out.(oh and im a girl not a pervert). When we got in she said its in the last stall on the left. So we went over and i looked but there was nothing inside except a toilet with year old diarea in it. I started to question her but berfore i could she tied my hands together and put tape around my feet. Then she gave me a swedgie.She hung me by my zebra pantys and dunked my head in the year old diarea. Now for some reason the person who dumped the diarea there clogged the toilet and the school never bothered to fix it so its at the rim with gross watery diarea. Enough for my whole head to go under. When she let me back up i'd gotten some in my mouth. That gave her an idea. She went and got a straw and put one end in the toilet and the other end in my mouth. I immediantly spit it back out but she said if i didnt drink it she would pull on my legs.now i was hanging 2 feet off the ground and my pantys could strech that far without breaking but i still refused. So she went over to my legs and pulled me down to a foot off the ground."oooooooowwwwwww!" I cried "ill drink it! Ill drink it! "Good to hear she said smirking. She made me drink all of it. About 3 quarters threw i barfed and she made me drink the barf. When i had finnaly finished she let me down still tied up and still in a wedgie.

by Alohamrpickle June 19, 2014

snedge

person who is always trying to make themselves look good, but only ends up doing the opposite

see david brent: character from bbc tv's "the office"

see gareth: character from bbc tv's "the office"

i like to do the best job that is humanly possible while still remaining dashing and attractive to those who have to work with me, because it is only fair to them, and they appreciate that, i've been thinking about giving classes, but you know, i'm far to busy..

by captain snedge pants January 1, 2004

swedgie

the term used when one's underwear has migrated up one's sweaty arse crack. a wedgie often the result of vigorous exercise.

i've been jogging so long i have a swedgie.

by princessherbert February 3, 2010

sneggie

Sneggie means irritating or annoying

“Aimee and ruby are being so Sneggie today”

by ihaterubyfrombobby April 23, 2021

swedgie

A sideways wedgie; when your underwear or pantaloons become pushed sideways and are not in correct alignment with your pants and or gentiles. Especially uncomfortable for a guy.

Dude my junk is all smashed to one side cause i have a wicked big swedgie

by Alex Born February 27, 2008

snedge

the art of sniffing an inanimate object before someones scent has evaporated.
originated in a school bike shed in Rush Co.Dublin and quickly swept through more cities, keeping noses everywhere full of scents of bums of various odour!

Niall - Alright Dan, why are you in detention?

Dan - Snedging saddles again in the bike shed, im goin into town at the weekend for a bit of urban snedging if you want to join?

Niall - im good man, im gunna sit in and play x-box!

snedging urban snedge

by sorearse December 3, 2015

Sedgie

Slang for a young man or boy who is un-appealing in every sense, giving off an ominous glow. Some unwanted physical deformities such as lack of appendages, E.G. earlobes, make the guy a ghastly sight
Furthermore a Sedgie is attracted to a wide range and variety of large women or girls with the intention of making love to them soon after meeting them.

Stuart: Woah that is the strangest looking man I've ever Seen!
Alex: You know what that is? That's a Sedgie!
Stuart: I can't bare too look at him!

Shaniqua: Why is he staring at you like that?
Laura: I don't know?!
Shaniqua: I think we've found ourselves a Sedgie! Run!

by Tempa TEEE October 27, 2011