sleazurely

To behave in an immoral, corrupt or sordid manner in an unhurried and relaxed fashion.

Guy 1: Yo, what's your plans for the weekend?
Guy 2: Man, I got so much time, I'm gonna spend all weekend sleazurely mackin on them honeys

by PajamaParty September 19, 2016

Sneizure

It's when somebody sneezes so violently and so often, that it appears as though they are having a seizure.

" I watched my little cousin sneeze so many times last night, that I thought he was going to hit the floor and have a sneizure! "

by akendall August 29, 2009

sneezure

Rapid repetitive sneezing over (5+ sneezes) a period of less than 10 seconds. Can be measured in sps (Sneezes / Second)

After taking a huge sniff of the moldy wall, I had a 9 sps sneezure, which was my most intense sneezure to date.

by Mike Chiarenza December 28, 2007

Sleazure

a sleaze induced seizure; a seizure induced by sleazy actions, people or circumstances

Man 1: Dude, check out that fat guy with the mullet and fu-manchu.
Man 2: Yeah, if i look at him too long I'll have a sleazure.

by S.Cary September 7, 2007

sneezure

A full-body spasm caused by a violent sneeze. Flailing arms and/or legs often wreak havoc to anyone or anything within reach.

Rocky knocked his books off the table, due to a particulary violent sneezure.

by tbbrick April 18, 2006

Sneizure

Often confused with a seizure or panic attack, a sneizure is a series of short sneezes that occur one after the other, somewhat resembling a seizure. Once eight sneezes have occured sequentially, it is said to be the equivalent of an orgasm.

Yeah, I just had a sneizure.

by Han_Gran March 27, 2011

Sneizure

1. Sneezing so violently it causes you to shake, making it look like you are also having a seizure.

2. Sneezing and having a seizure at the same time.

I move a lot when I sneeze and it looks like I'm also having a seizure.

That sneeze was a sneizure.

by Neith February 20, 2011