Snoring Starfish

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019

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alaskin soaring eagle

when a girl sits spread eagle at the bottom of stairs and the guy jumps of the top of the stairs and trys to make his dick in her pussy

"Jennie why you so soar"? "oh me and greg tried the alaskin soaring eagle last night"

by Urbanbuddha August 2, 2012

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Sharing the Moose

A Canadian expression for getting married, like the American "tying the knot". In a traditional Canadian wedding, the bride and groom go down the aisle each riding a moose, and after the ceremony they go back up the aisle on one, shared moose.

We're going to Ottawa next week because Dave and Alanis are sharing the moose.

by Married to a Canuck December 18, 2009

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Staring into my soul

When someone is looking at you so intentivley and deeply that it feels like they're looking PASSED you and your physical features and staring into your soul inside you.

****Makes you feel really uncomfortable and you usually look away.****

Guy 1: wow don't look at me like that...

Girl 1: like what?..

Guy 1: Like how you were just looking at me; I feel like you were staring into my soul so deep thats you're trying to steal it.

by wowomgtotez123 December 16, 2010

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