Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

Snoring Starfish by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019

alaskin soaring eagle 

when a girl sits spread eagle at the bottom of stairs and the guy jumps of the top of the stairs and trys to make his dick in her pussy

"Jennie why you so soar"? "oh me and greg tried the alaskin soaring eagle last night"

alaskin soaring eagle by Urbanbuddha August 2, 2012

Sharing the Moose 

A Canadian expression for getting married, like the American "tying the knot". In a traditional Canadian wedding, the bride and groom go down the aisle each riding a moose, and after the ceremony they go back up the aisle on one, shared moose.

We're going to Ottawa next week because Dave and Alanis are sharing the moose.

Sharing the Moose by Married to a Canuck December 18, 2009

Staring into my soul 

When someone is looking at you so intentivley and deeply that it feels like they're looking PASSED you and your physical features and staring into your soul inside you.

****Makes you feel really uncomfortable and you usually look away.****

Guy 1: wow don't look at me like that...

Girl 1: like what?..

Guy 1: Like how you were just looking at me; I feel like you were staring into my soul so deep thats you're trying to steal it.

Staring into my soul by wowomgtotez123 December 16, 2010

snoring boring

really really boring... so boring as to make you crash so hard that you would snore

i tried to watch that movie castaway with tom hanks, but it was snoring boring

snoring boring by littleB-) June 30, 2009

Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka 

Most Feared Animal in all the world!

Holy shit, there is a Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka, lets thin out the herd.

Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka by decajoe October 17, 2006

Blank Staring 

When you stare at something with out really looking at it. This happens often when one is day dreaming about something.

I was totally blank staring at the board in math today. My teacher thought I was actually listening!

Blank Staring by Anna Banana Bread June 2, 2010