sharstitute

A whore who will do anything for a bag of crystal meth.

Sorry bro I guess that weak ass sharstitute did give you VD, and you owe the bitch a bag.

by cranksterman February 7, 2006

snowstitute

a curious product of Chicago's Blizzard of 2011, "snowstitution" is a practice where a guy (with a car surrounded/covered by snow) hires an attractive girl to make feeble, ineffective attempts at shoveling the snow, only to lure in random guys (snow-shovelling johns, or "shons") to take over for the snow-shovelling damsel-in-distress. Also known as a "snowjob."

My car was all but lost in the snow, until I picked up a snowstitute to get the job done. The shons couldn't keep teir hands off their shovels.

by rsb1000 February 23, 2011

spastitute

A spastic who's general lack of self esteem and rock bottom economic /social standing has ultimately led them into proistitution and or drug addiction. Having arisen as a direct result of the global econoimic recession spastitutes now have a niche market in the world of prostitution often with client bases consisting of the rich, famous and powerful. It is rumoured that 3 spastitutes actually have a hidden bum dungeon 30 feet below the house of commons.

Hello their tarquin, im off to play polo would you care to join me?

Why thank you sebastian, but i must politely decline as im parked on double yellows and there's an angry spastitute in my boot gagging on a cuntflannel.

by necromancer March 6, 2012