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saccident

Accidentally glimpsing a drag queen's scrotum. Can also be used when a man cuts himself while shaving his balls or when he's freeballing and gets his nuts caught in his zipper.
Kathleen: OMG, Did you see Dixie Longate last night at Manhole?

Chad: Did I ever! She was on the floor doing high kicks and I saw her gonads.

Kathleen: Sounds like she had a saccident!
by The Benigma January 2, 2009
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Snaccident

When you eat something cause you got Munchies that you weren’t supposed to eat. If you are on a diet or the snack food in question did not belong to you , etc.
Sally: what happened to all the cake?
Sally’s roommate : I didn’t mean to eat all of it, honestly it was a midnight Snaccident.
by ROBERTA FRAPPLES January 5, 2020
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smaccident

To smack an individual or object by accident.

First used (albeit unintentionally) in the phrase, "Accident, smaccident!" that belittles the claim that something occurred by chance.
(Jim hits bob)

Jim: Ow! What was that for?
Bob: I don't know-- it was a smaccident!
by 50commonyears January 19, 2010
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snackcidents

1. various snacks that one buys in preparation for a long car ride in case traffic-causing automotive accidents delay their opportunity to snack.
"Ah, man I'm starving! But this accident is leaving the freeway so congested!"

"Don't worry bro, I brought snackcidents! Trailmix anyone?"
by submonkeys August 14, 2012
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Snaxccident

When the munchies kick in and all you have for snackage are more edibles and you know you shouldnt do it but youre so hungry you eat them anyways.
Dude had a snaxccident, ate three 250 mg chocolate bars because he couldnt get off the couch after the first one.
by BigBirdBiotch April 12, 2017
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Shaccident

Noun. When one mistakenly shacks (shares a bed/spends the night romantically, the act of sex isn't a shack requirement) with someone for an evening, whether it was a drunken mistake or turns ugly later. The term can be used to refer to the incident itself or the person shacked with.
I had a shaccident. I shacked with that guy, and now he's clingy like a parasite. OR That was a total shaccident. I didn't realize how ugly she was until this morning. OR He's a shaccident. I meant to shack with his friend instead. OR She's a shaccident. She was a terrible kisser.
by Nerdpimp March 21, 2009
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Napccident

nap·cci·dent (nāp'sĭ-dənt, -děnt')

n.

1. An unexpected and undesired nap, especially

one resulting in tardiness, confusion or hurt feelings.

2. Lack of intention to nap; a chance nap:
1. Although Amadeus hadn't forgotten about his romantic

date with Bernadette, he'd played too much Warhammer

that day, and had a napccident at the computer. They

didn't live happily ever after.

2. I finally got a good nights' sleep by napccident.
by Bellesie November 10, 2009
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