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skancer

noun
1. skin cancer
2. a freckle acquired by tanning or being in the sun for an extended amount of time
Girl: I'm going tanning
Guy: Okay, have fun with your skancer.

Girl 1: OMFG! What is that?!
Girl 2: Oh, that's just some skancer.
by emilele June 15, 2008
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shancer

guy 1: i saw the doctor today.
guy 2: and?
guy 1: i have shancer.
guy 2: ooohhh, i'm really sorry, pal.
by swinemoat March 13, 2009
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slancer

(Noun) A person or animal that steals food from another’s plate at the dinner table, usually in a sneaky and surreptitious manner.
Watch out for that cat - it’s a right slancer
by Yutyrannus December 25, 2020
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Shit Stancer

Someone who modyfies their car’s suspension to a desired lowered height, ei, bagged, slammed. Poorly done, with cheap parts from eBay, the common shit stancer or poser is looking to gain the most clout by posting their sacrilege to the gram, for all of the car community to see. You’ll often hear shit stancers from a mile away because their drive train and/or body panels scrape.

They’ll go through all that trouble for status; going sideways on driveways or speed bumps, like a woman with waaaaay tooo tall high heels, but hey, their Stilettos. Idk emoji
Dude bro 1:Yo!!!!! You’ve seen Ryan?

Dude bro 2: nahh, what’s up with him?

Dude bro 1: he modded his car, I saw it and was tight!

Dude bro 2: that shit stancer? Didn’t he modify a forester? Isn’t that his moms? Wow the only way that guy is gonna get laid if that girl is blind and deaf. She won’t hear or see what he did to that Subaru.
by ArmoredJelly March 14, 2019
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Sancer

A female who, "sex dances." This is the act of coming as close as you can to fucking on the dance floor while avoiding any actual contact.

This is usually followed by said girl either hooking up with her dance partner or getting ironically offended by a male dance partner's boner poking her in the back.
Girl 1: Jane is normally kind of a prude but when she gets on the dance floor she's kind of a whore.

Girl 2: Ya, she is definitely a sancer.
by LaurenBW December 8, 2011
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snance

snanz, schlanz, schnanz, snance
penis
ich haben gigantischen schnanz!
Hallo Snance, ich fiste euch!
by SnanceD July 21, 2017
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scancer

a sunburn that could ulimately lead to skin cancer
"damn, look at this scancer"
"My scancer really hurts right now"
"could you pick up some aloe for my scancer?"
by Kayla December 1, 2004
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