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A very rare case of cancer in snails, often found in snail genitalia. It really picks the heart strings to see so many snail balls in need of medical amputation.

"Sir, will you please help us and join SCA?" "Yes, of course. Snancer has caused a huge devastation to our society. Mostly to the snail racing portion of our government because we know that's the only thing they do with our taxes."

snancer by therealmanlydanly June 16, 2015

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snance

What spider man says when he asks to be payed in advanced

Can you pay me in snance

snance by Pizza parker December 9, 2016

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snancer • shancer • snance • snanger • Sancer • sancerist • scancer • skancer • slancer • snacer

snanger

The anger someone feels when that person agrees to do something they do not want to do with someone they dislike, because they feel like they have to.

Someone truley feels the snanger after he realises what he has done and really wishes he'd kept his fat mouth shut.

Snangry Person: Why the fuck did I invite my boss to the football? I fucking hate him.

Other Guy: Man you gotta get that snanger in check!

Snangry Person: Shit, why did I agree to work overtime again? I just want to watch my flat-screen TV

Other Guy: I told you man, you are such a snangry person you should really go to snanger management

snanger by eddie4pies December 23, 2009

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snanger

What you call the pairing Snape/Hermione. Common with fanfiction writers. The slicing of Snape and Granger.

She wrote a story about Hermione seducing Snape. It was one of the best Snanger stories I've ever read.

snanger by SnangerShipper May 14, 2007

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Snanter

A fusion of the words Snapchat and Banter, used to refer to the fun times one can have whilst Snapchatting their friends

Person 1: Oh, there was some pretty decent Snapchat banter going on in that lecture!

Person 2: Yes, the Snanter was with us today.

Snanter by the bants February 2, 2015

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spancer

A mispronunciation of Spencer.

“Hey look it’s spancer.”

spancer by Anonymous123..... September 30, 2020

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Swancer

Swancer swan·cer (swann-ser)
Pathology.
exactly like cancer but has a really stupid accent. Unlike cancer Swancer can be contracted just by sharing rooms with an idiot or by just being the cute innocent child of a smoking idiot.

At present we have only one known cure for swancer which is suicide. A new treatment involving ignorance is currently being investigated.

Poor Emma just shared a room with the guy and now she's dying of passive swancer.

Swancer by Derek Gibney February 28, 2009

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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