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Snakeskin Slap

The act of responsibly using a condom during sex, then, while hiding the fact that you're about to cum, pull out, rip the condom off, and simutaneously slap her in the face with the condom while re-penetrating and cumming in the lucky girls vagina.
Last night I snakeskin slapped that bitch from the bar but I think she gave me herpes.
by Lord Indrid November 11, 2009
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snakeskin watch

A practical joke; you wrap your penis around your left wrist, then attempt to get someone to look at your "watch".
"Hey, what time is i...AAUUGGHH, you ASS!"
by just some random guy August 5, 2005
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Apache Snakeskin

When you are getting jerked off and the lotion on the girls hands wears off and it feels like you are getting an indian burn on your junk, then tearing the thin layer of skin off your penis, resembling the shed skin of a snake.
dude it was terrible, my girlfriend accidentally gave me an apache snakeskin last night because we ran out of KY. now my wiener is all blistery and scabbing.
by iluvtogetskiied July 27, 2010
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bloody snakeskin

The sexual act of when a girl pops her cherry on the boys condom, she will get down and give him a blow job and lick the blood off.
Philip: Damn, I heard Robert got a bloody snakeskin from Shannon.

Omar: Oh dude thats rout!
by Dickdaddy June 28, 2012
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South Aurora snakeskin

Mostly used in times of desperate measure, the South Aurora snakeskin is the act of two males aligning their engorged members, then rolling a latex contraceptive device off one gentleman's shaft onto the other's, thus completing a successful "prophylactic pass-off"
Realizing he had nothing but wrappers left in his bedside table, Rich stalled any intimate relations with his current flame until he heard the moaning desist from his roommate Evan's bedroom. He quietly knocked, whipped it out, and accepted a South Aurora Snakeskin.
by Christhevandal November 16, 2011
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Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin

This is a used condom that you borrow from a friend because you are too cheap to buy your own. Often found in the parking lots of famous Restaurants in Melbourne Florida.
My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskiner!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he used Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin on that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin that chick?"
by ConairSV June 28, 2010
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Snakething

Derived from the online alias of Levi Dane Simmons, a man who literally murdered, cut holes into, and fucked puppies and babies, a snakething is the absolute worst thing you could even fathom to call somebody.

Even being called a shitmongering dickbag would be considerably better than being called a snakething.
Holy shit that onision guy is literal steps away from being a snakething.
by The Crust February 4, 2020
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