smunch

A cross between "smash" and "crunch" denoting the demolishing of an entity, however is not neccessarily limited to the physical,rather it can also be used post-verbal-crucifixion, adding to the diminishment of he/she/s dignity.

"Man, Fred's parents had a black baby..."
"and..."
"Their Both white"...."smunched!"
Freds dad = Smunched!

by chief smuncher September 11, 2007

Smunch

Smunching is what happens when you have a boner and see something so unattractive and disturbing it immediately makes your boner go limp. This is not a gradual softening of the penis, this is going from 12 to 6 instantly. This terrible sight has smunched your boner.

You have a boner, you see your grandma taking a shit, you instantly don't have a boner...you've been smunched.

by oliver pantisoff January 1, 2010

smunch

Something both Sexy and Munch

something/someone really cool that you cant think of a single word on its own to describe the person or thing

guy 1'Dude that chick is like 'SEXY'
guy 2'No way she is MUNCH'
guy 3'Shut up guys, you both right but i say she is SMUNCH!'

by Long haired nutter November 15, 2007

smunch

To force an object into a place it won't fit.

Hayden's bag of potato chips popped open as he tried to smunch them into his lunchbox.

by Allison Peavey October 9, 2006

smunching

Wanting to get high; needing marijuana.

I was smunching all last week before the drug test.

by Gelly Lorum November 16, 2006

Smunch

Snacking or eating in a delightful manner

He liked to smunch in his downtime.
Smunching was one of his many hobbies.
She was found at the smunch bar.

by DanDoellion August 25, 2011

smunching

A cross of mushing something up....except with a munching sound.

Breaking apart legos creates a smunching sound.

The party edibles were delicious they made smunching sounds as you ate them.

by RageGLAM November 23, 2010