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Snickered

The sexual act of, making another man shit and cum at the same time through anal sex
Nathan snickered me last night
by Markiboy557 August 29, 2022
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Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011
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slickered

The result of having imbibed too many adult beverages
The frat boys were all slickered up after the football game.
by Susan Nonnenberg September 8, 2005
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suckered

When you make some one believe you and then you laugh in front of there face, making them look stupid. He or she just got suckered...
Liz got suckered when she realized Victor was actually making fun of her and not complimenting her.

Dude, you just got suckered.
by Katalistic February 8, 2008
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Smuckernut Crunch

A deadly triple threat of peanut butter and jelly on a crunchy granola bar. More specifically, skippy, smucker's, and nature valley.
A: dude, are you in the mood for a smuckernut crunch ?
B: hell yea mann. so clutch.
by smuckernut July 21, 2010
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Smuckers

Tyler, the Creator’s most fire rap song. Tyler is a highly popular song writer and this is one of the best beats he’s made.
“Smuckers and you know it.... Money money money money money at the motive, what yo name again nobody knows it.”
by Patytu October 21, 2019
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smackered

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".
"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"
by DanEdd June 20, 2006
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