Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.
-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)
Or
-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)
Or
-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."
by hakanustis July 20, 2009
Smort typically means being overly smart. if you have over 69420 IQ, you are officially smort.
if you are smort, you typically don't get women
if you are smort, you typically don't get women
by jonysekk November 02, 2021
A combination of the Latin word, Mort meaning death and the English word smart meaning intelligent. So smort means a badass and intelligent.
(Pjo reference)
Percy: ［Reyna］is so smort.
Jason: yeah she is
(Normal conversation)
Random person 1: she's so smort
Random person2: defiantly!
Percy: ［Reyna］is so smort.
Jason: yeah she is
(Normal conversation)
Random person 1: she's so smort
Random person2: defiantly!
by Cee_is_sassy July 16, 2017
by emlou September 02, 2013
Figure Skating = Smort
by etbitmydog February 25, 2010
A word used by a dumb little shit who thinks he knows everything, when in reality he only thinks he knows that 1+1= anal sex.
"1+1= abortion"
"No it doesn't you dumb shitfuck"
"Hey, I'm very smort!"
"If you're so smort then fuck me"
"No it doesn't you dumb shitfuck"
"Hey, I'm very smort!"
"If you're so smort then fuck me"
by I like bitches November 18, 2020