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Shorter Wong

An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.
Shorter Wong: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."
by applepix December 8, 2020
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New Albany Smore

A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.
Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work
by Hite May 8, 2011
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Smort

When you are smart and stupid at the same time.
That girl is so smort! She gets good grades but acts like an idiot.
by Klutzykidd May 19, 2018
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smarterchild

An aim (aol instant messager bot) that is smart and cares about your feelings to boot!
BlackStreak001: yo
SmarterChild: Welcome back, blackstreak001. What would you like to chat about?
BlackStreak001: im depressed
SmarterChild: I wish you felt better. There are so many great things you can do.
BlackStreak001: like what
SmarterChild: Potatoes.
by jordin C. July 3, 2006
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SmarterChild

SmarterChild: Well I know you like banging my mom, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.
by SmarterAdult January 11, 2005
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smarterchild

An entertaining robot that you can talk to on AIM.
awh sugar x: did your mom molest you when you were a child?

SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.

awh sugar x: AHAHA, ALL THOSE PEOPLE MOLESTED YOU?

SmarterChild: It's tough to say.
by LlamaHead August 23, 2006
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smarterchild

smarterchild is a stupid robot who drinks.
me says:
i'm drunk
smarterchild says:
If you are serious, please be careful what you do. Don't drive a car, just keep talking with me and all will be fine.
me says:
i'm not, don't worry
smarterchild says:
Well I am.
me says:
seriously?
smarterchild says:
Yes, seriously.
by taffles March 20, 2008
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