Smorking

Verb: to smork a smigarette.

I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

smorting

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.

-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."

by hakanustis July 20, 2009

smorning

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to sevening.

Always follows "this".

I woke up with a huge boner this smorning.

by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

Smorzinger

This is kind of racial slur against people who are called "Bence" and "Szabo".

Joe (while shouting):You flipping smorzinger!

by cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesy November 2, 2023

Smorning

Sunday morning. Used when you wake up after a big night out and can't even pronounce the day of the week.

I woke up smorning butt naked in Corona.

by codcod November 22, 2011

Smokeing dragon

When receiveing a blowjob bust in her mouth. Then while she is swalling hit in the back of the head hard. If timed right Semen should shoot out of her nose.

by Chuck March 25, 2003

Smorning

A festering wound.

"Good smorning everybody!"
"Thanks, asshole"

by Cramm August 25, 2009