Smoove

a "clothes iron". (This came from an actual event)

My old lady was soo mad at me, she bust me upside the head with a "smoove".

by DustinH September 15, 2007

Smoove

Another word for petting or stroking.
Usually used for something with fur. e.g. cat, dog, etc.

1. "I smooved my cat."

2. "My dog was like 'Smoove me!'"

3. "I enjoy smooving my cat."

by XxLennyKagaxX October 13, 2013

Smoove

Verb meaning to court or seduce someone in a methodically planned manner. Original definition implies a lot of game but can also be used ironically.

He smooved his date by singing her love songs.

by Lipglossriposte November 07, 2011

smoove

Used to describe something super cool, extraordinary, an absolute fail, smooth, clumsy, stupid, or exciting. Often used as an exclamation or an adjective/adverb. Sometimes used when it makes absolutely no sense, just to make a point.

Pronounced "smuhv"

Bob! That was so smoove!
What the smoove!
SMOOVE!!!!

by whoopeedoo May 19, 2011

Smoove

The condition of being cockless

Y'all thought I was smoove cuz I never got no handy-j

by Ihaveahugepenis November 08, 2016

smoov

Any ill-advised three point shot taken by a player who should be nowhere near the three point line.

Announcer: "Josh Smith puts up a three....front iron, terrible shot."

Guy on his couch at home: "That was an awful shot."

Guy's friend: "Smoov..."

by So Smoov April 03, 2010

Smoove

JONTAY WRIGHT

You're smoove dude

by smoovej July 07, 2015