smooshing

when your manhood doesnt work to full potential, usually from drinking or an unattractive lady, so you have a rubbery wang that you smoosh into her snatch

i was getting hot and heavy with that girl but when it came time to get to business my guy wasn't at full mast so i was just smooshing her for three hours, i had fun.

by smooshman February 23, 2009

Smooshes

The act of a woman placing a persons head between her breasts and hugging.

My girl gives the best smooshes.

by Sean & Boni February 27, 2005

smooshed

Smooshed is a combination of smashed and mashed and smeared.

I left a doughnut in my bag and now the icing is smooshed all over the place.

I thought i was smooshed but you should see Marysia

by mrsneeky December 3, 2010

smoosh

when a man inserts his flaccid penis into a women's vagina.

bro, i smooshed with Sam last night after i creeped at the club.

by LarryLovesLadies September 9, 2010

Smoosh

During times of desperation, the only way to possibly escape fire and Lava. Made famous by RasericGames, a Let's Play youtube channel

You need to smoosh across the lava if you want the Grand Star!

by RasericGames January 1, 2012

Smoosh

To squash; to smear, smudge, splat or genarally mess up.
Past tense: smooshed.

John: That kid is about to smoosh ice cream all over his face.

Sarah: I thought my nails were dry, but they got smooshed!

by gazareth87 May 11, 2011

smoosh

To squeeze lightly, slowly, lovingly.

I smooshed her boobies from the outside of her sweater.

by Flukeyballs May 22, 2006