smooning

a little smooching while spooning.

My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.

by gottahavfaith January 29, 2007

smooking

Otherwise known as nasal felching, to smook, is to clean a partners nasal cavities with your tongue.

Jim is Smooking Brenda until she sneezes in his face.

by Rocketflaps May 3, 2016

Smooving

Something that is moving smoothly

Those deadlifts were smooving for reps.

by WhoIsDagny August 26, 2021

Smooing

Doing something, always sus. Flashlight.

Look at him smooing.

by nice-and-smooth September 1, 2021

Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 16, 2007

smoozing

Doing shit you shouldnt be, always influenced by alcohol.

No booze no smooze.

Damn son, no smoozing at that party.

by DJ BassMasta July 16, 2010

Smoofing

Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.

Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.

My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,

Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.

Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.

by Zakorsumtin April 17, 2011