local smokies

The town or county police department.

Chris: "Oh shit, we're getting pulled over. I was doing 160 in a 35! My mom's gonna kill me!"
Dean: "Just run for it, jackass. They'll never catch us in this 911. It's just the local smokies, not the damned national guard or anything."
Chris: "No!!! I could never do such a terrible thing! I'll just shoot them...no, better idea...throw this grenade at their car."

by Nick D March 7, 2005

little cheddar smokies

little tiny hot dogs with cheese in them. put them in the microwave and the weiner gets hot and the cheese melts.but if you leave them in to long the hot dogs start SKEETING cheese!?!?!?!


TASTES SO GOD DAMN FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the little cheddar smokies is ass turkey.(look up ass turkey and look at the second definition)

by nathan seifridsberger, matt palmer,nick monticup November 10, 2004

Smokies

The condition after having already consumed marijuana, one feels the urge to smoke more.

Chad had the smokies halfway through the movie, so we left and hotboxed the janitor's closet before anyone noticed.

by heug May 17, 2011

smokies

Cigarettes.

I like to buy a pack of smokies for $7 and then sell them one by one for a dollar each at elementary schools.

by DrBonnersSoap March 14, 2011

stoniest

Being the most stoned person around

I'm the stoniest person at the party.

by mrcashy July 19, 2017

sconies

old school anglo Saxons very conservative and stuck in their ways. Scones with cream and jam - stuck back in the 1960's. Tweed jackets and leather patches, still wondering how anyone else can be possibly living in the better suburbs.
drink earl grey tea, struggle with any ethnic concept, live a very clicky lifestyle - insular and elements of elitism.

going to balmoral beach to visit the "sconies". Lots of "sconies" at the polo today. "Sconies" would not approve of the wogs moving in next door. They speak a funny language - obviously they are not sconies like us.

by slobbers December 31, 2017

Stonies

People that get high/like weed

Wasssup my stonies! What we smokin today

by Malayaaaa July 22, 2019