Stoltz'd

It's like being punk'd but its alot cooler.
Stolz in German means proud. So being Stoltz'd is when someone punks you out of pride. The reason you add the T is because you can't say stolz'd, well you can but it sounds gay. Its hard to explain to people its like tell them the definition for "the" you just can't do it without sounding crazy.

Hahah you called me gay, so I stoltz'd you and left you at Best Buy and didn't come get you.

by David O'Laughlin September 6, 2008

Douche Smolt

A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.

That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.

by The_JDH July 24, 2009

smeltz

v. to muck up one's surroundings due to clumsiness or absentmindedness. adj. a room or area containing broken glass, lack of organization, and an unfresh bacheloresque odor. As in fucked-up or FUBAR

I was a drunk, stumbling oaf last night; I really smeltzed my appartment.

by Jaundice Khan October 4, 2007

Smultz

A level of smut that is so graphic and possibly grotesque that it cannot be grouped with average smut.

"God, did you read that fic?"
"That was beyond smut."
"I know! It was such a smultz!"

by corzith April 10, 2009

smeltzer

usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.

also known as man with outrageously large action

can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"

chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer

by saltines1990 June 19, 2008

smoltitasking

The act of smoking and doing work at the same time. Similar to the word multitasking.

Boss: "Are you smoking or are you getting your work done?"
Worker: "I'm smoltitasking sir."

by Mackattackkkk February 22, 2013

Stoltzing it

The act of attempting the worst possible solution to a problem, and somehow making it work

Guy1: DUDE! HE IS GUNNA DIVE FOR IT
Guy2: He'll never make it.
Guy1: Maybe if he is stoltzing it.

by Nephtes July 27, 2014