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The Smolder

An intentional facial expression perceived (incorrectly) by the person making it to convey an irresistible lure to their imagined hotness. They believe that by contorting their face into The Smolder, their target will instantly fall victim to their glorious, glorious face. They themselves are unaware of the complete and utter failure that is The Smolder, and live in a persistent state of denial.
"When I rejected Shika's invitation to the dance, she attempted The Smolder in hopes of changing my mind. I wanted to wash my hands."

Another good example is in Disney's Tangled, where Flynn/Eugene attempts The Smolder on Rapunzel in hopes to win her over and escape.
by Gribby April 7, 2011
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sexy smolder

the art of panty dropping that involves facial structures that have been compared to greek gods. uses wide eyes, straight face, and rolling body. founded by roman-latin philosopher jacksarrison
by iamzewizard September 15, 2016
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smolden

A 6 foot 9 eminent tank of an alphamale with the best youtube channel to ever grace the human race. smolden has a gigantic penis that would obliterate any mother's pussy, but also has good morals that prevent him from disrespecting any being on the planet Earth (unless they're not subscribed to smolden). He has a heart the size of an Antonov An-225, with a great passion for flags and entertaining the people of the internet. Everybody loves smolden.
Frank: "Who's your favourite youtuber?"
Jesus: "Thats the dumbest fucking question i've ever heard. Of course it's smolden you dickwad"
Frank: "My bad, soz mate"
by Cale Bevans' Badger August 12, 2021
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Smolderhalder

1.sexy, talented, and warm-hearted Ian Somerhalder; best known for his role as Damon Salvatore
2.Sexiest man on earth
damn, that guy is a Smolderhalder
by Lifesuxthnudie April 28, 2011
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Smoldering

The act of accessing your deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shooting it through your eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. Smoldering bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. One may be able to command the masses with one glance if mastered.
Sam: No one ever wants to do what I want to do.
Wilson: Have you tried smoldering them?

Wilson: Want to go outside?
Sam: No Wilson, I don't want want to go to outside right now.
*Smolder*
Sam: No wait, yes, I do want to go outside.
by GSE 2010 August 10, 2010
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Soldering Iron

The greatest stabbing instrument known to mankind. It's both sharp, and really hot
You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron
by Dillon Farnum April 1, 2005
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Cobie Smulders

A Canadian actress best known for playing 'Robin Scherbatsky' on the hit CBS show 'how i met your mother' and also for her role of 'Maria Hill' in the 'Marvel' 2012 film: The Avengers (USA)/Avengers Assemble (UK). Born 03/04/1982 she is married to 'Saturday Night Live's' Tarran Killam and was gifted with a beautiful daughter named Shaelyn Cado (Cado meaning gift) Killam on 14/05/2009. Cobie started her career as a model when she was a young adolescent but luckily found her way to our TV screens and into our hearts.
"Oh my, it's Cobie Smulders looking stunning as ever".
by Gracie Sparkles September 7, 2013
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