The Smithester

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!

Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!

by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

shitheel

someone who's low; mean; dishonest

He's a real shitheel; as in he's so low that he's like the heel of a shoe dragging in dog shit.

by Ilianivich March 15, 2003

Will Smithers

1) A famously known player around the MMORPG community, who has set over-the-bar achievements that no player can ever dream of reaching. He is also known as Zezima.

"Yo, man. Will Smithers is over there pl0xing it up in the Duel Arena while using the head banging emote."

by Bowjingle June 22, 2011

Smithereens

Little pieces, to blow into smithereens.

Damn, did you see that ship blown into smithereens yesterday?

by agnopunk January 27, 2009

Slitheening

The act of blowing up your cheeks, protruding your bottom lip, and unzipping an imaginary zipper on your forehead.

"Tom was totally slitheening at the football game last night, when a spaceship crashed into Big Ben."

by The Thirteenth Doctor August 17, 2011

shitheel

An asshole; a despicable, loathesome person.

My roommate during my freshman year of college was a shitheel.

by JK March 15, 2003

Micah Smithers

A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.

Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?

by definition_daddy👅💦 April 18, 2017