Smiley Face 

Something so charmingly beautiful you can perform oral sex to it.

"When I draw a simple smiley face, it's adorable. Look at it. So cute I can stick my penis in its mouth."
- Ralph Sepe

Smiley Face by Anony. Res June 28, 2023

Smiley face 

The one thing these facial muscles of mine can't do.

Friend 1: You know, the usage of this emoji is a good example about the people who act all happy on the internet, then repress their emotions to others in public. You often see them use the emoji when texting to other people, or when posting a comment on social media. But once you see them in public, who you thought was a walking bundle of joy turns out to be a quiet and shy individual, who probably hasn't formed a smile to other people in 20 years.

Friend 2: Bro what it's just a smiley face

Smiley face by Ay carabam August 13, 2024

Smiley Face Gang

A gang of people who have a smiley face drawn on their LEFT hand. These passive aggressive fucks will fuck you up. You accidentally dial the wrong number and they answer? Expect lactose in your smoothie tomorrow. You look at them the wrong way? They will take your news paper. Do not mess with them.

Damn, did you hear? Josh got targeted by the Smiley Face Gang. He also keeps telling me his newspaper never shows up.

Smiley Face Gang by backboobies December 23, 2017

Smiley Face Emoji 

An Emoji (☺) that expresses a thousand expressions. Usually, sarcastic, angry, threatening, dying inside etc.

Crush: Hey..

Me: Heyyy :)))
Crush: Look, I know you have a crush on me and really want to talk to me but... I just want us to be friends for now.

Me: *insert smiley face emoji

Smiley Face Emoji by Anonymouslybroken April 18, 2017

Smiley Face Pancake 

When you are fucking a girl and then cum in her eyes and shoot all over her lips and mouth. Tiny peices of shit are also required on the lips and if possible, the eyes.

John: I was screwing Denise last night and pulled a Smiley Face Pancake on her. It was great!

Thomas: Wow, sounds like you had a good time!

Smiley Face Pancake by Ieuannnnnnnnnn March 5, 2009

SMILEY FACE COVERUP 

USED WHEN TYPING SOMETHING THAT MAY BE PERCEIVED AS OFFENSIVE

THERE FOR ADDING A SMILEY FACE TO COVER IT UP
AND MAKE IT ALL GOOD

ALONZO: DUDE YOUR MOMS GOT SUCH A BANGING BODY I WOULD TOTALLY STICK A BABY UP THAT BITCH :)<------THIS IS A SMILEY FACE COVERUP

SMILEY FACE COVERUP by LILDIDDy October 1, 2008

Smiley Face Shield of Justice 

indicated by an open mouthed smiley :D, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice grants you immunity against verbal assaults.

Person 1: whatever
Person 2: are you seriously going to be mad at me? it's over.
Person 1: what?
Person 3: boom. roasted

(with the Smiley Face Shield of Justice)
Person 1: whatever :D
Person 2: sweet! ;)
Person 3: aw snap, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice!

Smiley Face Shield of Justice by youalreadykno May 8, 2011