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graveyard shift

graveyard shift - any job from the time after 11:00pm at night And usually ends between 7:00 AM - 10:30 AM
In the morning .... so basically you're working Monday night into Tuesday morning..... tuesday night into Wednesday morning and so on .....

Most people who work these types of jobs are 1 of 4 things

1. Not a people person .... live a hard stressful life probably

Have anger issues

2. Freaks and nympho-maniacs

3. Potheads and stoners ... maybe college students

4. Parents usually a father who works at a plant or single mother who had To pick up a second job .

Problem with these jobs is it can mess with your Circadian rhythm which has to do with your heart and sleep deprivation ... possibly making you look old and

More at risk for diabetes.

Night shift ,evening shift and graveyard shift can all be used interchangeably But there is a difference .

Lot of Nurses work a graveyard shift / overnight shift .
Tom works the graveyard shift at UPS while his

Wife Sarah works a day job at Geico insurance company

So their kids billy and Laura are never home alone.

Jamila has anger issues and is best suited for the

Graveyard shift at FedEx.

Dwayne and Jethro are both college students and pothead stoners who work overnight at walmart .

Debbie is a nymphomaniac and is active at night so

She works the graveyard shift at checkers/rally's burger joint.
by Blu_leef September 24, 2023
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vocational paradigm shift

Job loss / being fired.

(as made famous by How I Met Your Mother, on CBS)
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Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."

Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"

Ted: "Yep."
by advs89 October 5, 2011
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risky shift

When someone is masturbating with one hand for an extensive period of time, then quickly changes to other hand without missing a stroke in order to avoid cramping of hands.
I was beating off last week and my left hand got tired, so I made a risky shift to my right hand.
by Bobw39 August 12, 2017
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money shift

Usually only happens in a car with a manual transmission- A money shift is an accidental, far too aggressive down-shift, in which the engine performs the biggest red-line you've ever seen. It's referred to as a money shift, because it usually results in money coming out of your pocket for a new head, pistons etc.
My buddy Erin was doin around 65 mph when he accidentally hit second gear, money shifting his way to a new engine.
by steven17 November 25, 2007
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Princess shift

A four or so hour work shift, so named because they must be a princess to deserve such treatment.
John: I'm only working 6 to 10 tonight, still get to get my PARTY on
Liz: Damn it! Why do you always get the princess shift!
by Newspapertruck February 23, 2011
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radio friendly unit shifter

The grand Nirvana song on the album "In Utero" which contains tons of feedback and guitar muscle. There are many live videos of them performing the song (usually opening the concert with it).
"Radio Friendly" in music terms refers to a song being aired on a radio station that appeals to mainstream audiences.
"Unit Shifter" refers to a song that can sell copies of an album. Ironically it's the most aggressive song in the whole radio un-friendly album.
Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key

I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with cigarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns
by Flowersty July 23, 2007
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Smftb

Ay bro smftb u munchin my shit. If u wanna munch just smftb
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