Smidge

“that girl is a SMIDGE don’t talk to her man”-Ed Sheeren
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A sneaky short guy that keeps his height a secret until it is ultimately revealed upon an in-person encounter
G: hey sis, how did it go with that hot dude you met up with from Tinder?
J: Total bust...he was a Smidge and had to awkwardly direct the convo downward and see him gawk at my boobs all night. My neck hurts now .
by Great Clementini August 31, 2015
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by fraac August 04, 2011
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(n.) a small child, under the age of 12.. Often seen playing in streets.
Aww, how cute look at the little smidges.
by squeedlespooge April 18, 2004
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When you take a crap and dont wipe your ass good enough so you get smidge in your underwear.
Marla couldnt wipe her ass well enough so she left smidge all in her underwear.
by marlasmellsbad August 01, 2018
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the ulmighty king of linwood who has many pawns
random supermodel: i love smidge hes the man

:fonz: i know right
by king smidgen December 10, 2006
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small amount of something sweet, emotinally sweet
Katie gave Kristen a smidge when she asked if she wanted to go to Galveston.
by come'on April 25, 2010
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