by Excuse you *in country accent* March 04, 2022
A sneaky short guy that keeps his height a secret until it is ultimately revealed upon an in-person encounter
G: hey sis, how did it go with that hot dude you met up with from Tinder?
J: Total bust...he was a Smidge and had to awkwardly direct the convo downward and see him gawk at my boobs all night. My neck hurts now .
J: Total bust...he was a Smidge and had to awkwardly direct the convo downward and see him gawk at my boobs all night. My neck hurts now .
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