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Selthie

The act of taking a selfie while shitting and puking simultaneously
Person 1: How are you feeling?
Person 2: Terrible. I just took a selthie. It took forever to clean up.
by BusA November 27, 2014
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Smelching

The act of sucking and blowing smoke into and out of someone’s ass with a straw or cylindrical device
ex. Cannabis in jail can be quite hard to come by. The most efficient way to get blazed in prison with your mates is by smelching. You take a puff then blow it in your mates ass, then the next mate sucks it out.

ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”
by Mr. Seventree September 6, 2018
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smelsh

Brad: Jacob is such a fucking smelsh!!
Tyrone: I know!! I hate her so much! She caught the big gay!
by SOOKATGOLDY March 27, 2019
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Smelsh

A high school outcast; pariah. someone who is rarely seen outside of school. In most cases, the person smells bad or has a distasteful quality about them.
Mark: "I didn't see Nate at the party last night."
Oliver: "I know, what a Smelsh, i only see him in History class."
by DrTillslyPhD January 17, 2010
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Smelt

Smelt (adj) refers to a person who is physically and spiritually attractive on another level.

Synonyms include: hawt smexy fabulous Peng
Smelt is used to describe someone's level of attractiveness.

Rowan: "Donald's Smelt as heck."
Rosie and Greg: "what does that mean? "
Rowan: "It means he's frickin' Peng."
by EvilNoodles January 1, 2019
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Smealth

The act of investigating a smell in a stealthy manner.
A combination of the words smell and stealth.
"I was macking this hoe so I went in for a smealth to see if this bitch was clean."

“Hey dude that girl is slammin but make sure you take a smealth before you ask for her number”
by MuffHugger February 10, 2010
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Smelton

Smelton is a really atractive egg, he is a golden egg, he is really big, and he has a big booty
Smelton is bae
Smelton is hot
by - made by smeltons lover May 20, 2018
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