smelliese

smelliese:noun; a male of substandard intelligence that often masturbates oneself under the table during social gatherings and generally produces a rather distinct and officious odor harkening to tht of skunk or a dirty(infected) murmur; a word for something more sickening and vile than a justeen

"why is that dude jerkin it under the lunch table?"

"thats disgusting what a smelliese"

by big justeen November 17, 2011

Smellfie

To fart and then waft it towards your own face.

Russ: Dude, why are you smiling like that?

Buzz: Because I just did a really impressive smellfie, I'd share it with you, but then it wouldn't be a smellfie.

by Efty November 28, 2013

smellable

something that can be smelled with a decent odor

the dogs crap was smellable

by amandiiiiie June 11, 2007

dropping the smellies

pooping

caitlin: "why did jack just ask if there was any toilet paper in the bathroom?"

jessica: "he had bad mexican food last night so now he's currently dropping the smellies."

by Cinammon twist May 8, 2011

smelanie

a smelly Melanie

yoha: geshhh dats sum smelly melanie
nao: you mean a smelanie

loooool

by yoBATMAN August 8, 2012

Smellfie

To discretely sniff ones underarms for stank before venturing out in to public areas as to not offend other with fowl body odor.

Hey man you ready to go?

Yea but first, let me take a smellfie. *sniff*

Yea we good, let's dip!

by DrTeabagPHD July 2, 2014

smellie

Affectionate term for small lovely girls with unfortunate penchants for emo boys. Contrary to popular belief smEllie’s do not smell.

See also smellhole

Look at that girl with eyeliner all over her face. She looks so damn good, what a smEllie.

by Blowhole May 17, 2005