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Selfish Facebooker

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on
Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !
by magic worder August 25, 2011
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Selfish bastard

Selfish bastard. Used when you ask your friend for something small and they refuse to give or share it with you.
Hey, can I have some of that hamburger?

No, it's mine.

You selfish bastard!
by BoS101 July 23, 2012
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shelfish

concerning the taking of more than your share of shelf space
My roommate is shelfish - she took over all the shelves in the bathroom without regard for my needs.
by BenDover52 October 25, 2009
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Selfish

Having a total disregard for anyone but yourself and anyone else's feelings.
He never cared for her. He only used her to satisfy his selfish needs.
by GoldenV December 5, 2013
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Emotional Selfishness

the erroneous placement of oneself at the egocentric epicenter of a relationship regardless of depth or titles with an extreme emphasis placed upon third party perceptions, which dictates emotional treatment of others.
A woman or man whom has been so traumatized by pass experiences that they exhibit an almost innate ability to push away the concern and love of other individuals out of fear of experiencing a residual let down.

The woman's "emotional selfishness" would not allow her to have a romantic relationship with the man of her dreams, because the scars from past relationship crippled her romantic courage.
by *18* Jean-Philippe *18* March 18, 2011
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Selfish Lover

Someone who accepts and is pleasured by "Oral Sex" but does not reciprocate.
No example necessary....Seriously.....ya' know what I'm talkin' about.

OK, a mini-example for those of you who aren't with it.

I did the muff dive on her and made her moan but she was a selfish lover and refused to bob my knob.

ENJOY!
by Mimi who is emancipated. July 23, 2008
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selfish weedmaster

Guy/Girl who wants all the weed you are smokin' with your friends for himself. Also, he breaks the holy weed-circle & your chill.
Michael: Here you go George, your turn.
Selfish Weedmaster: It's my turn Michael.
Michael: But you just smoked!
Selfish Weedmaster: I don't care, give me the weed asshole!
by melvinkremencek December 30, 2011
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