Poop Shekel

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.

Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"

by glikber December 28, 2020

smeel mainly

How you read the words "smell manly" when you're Rocky Balboa.

"In the mornin' I splash it on, an' it makes me smeel mainly."

by el poop July 11, 2017

german seeker

One who frequents bars and is always on the lookout for women wielding dildos. He is both courageous and enjoys regular sex with prostitutes.

Hide your dildos girls! That there is a german seeker.

by glory maiden December 9, 2009

smake a smake

To smoke a cigarette

Hey bro wanna smake a smake

by Thegaber October 4, 2016

Sheket Bevakashah

Hebrew for "Quiet, please." Well-known to anyone who attended Hebrew school as a child. Traditional response is "hey!" sometimes accompanied with a raised fist, and always followed by silence. Used to get everyone's attention so they will settle down and listen.

As used in The Hebrew Hammer.

Speaker: Sheket Bevakashah!

Crowd: Hey!

Speaker: Sheket Bevakashah!

Crowd: Hey!

Speaker: Sheket Bevakashah!

Crowd: Hey!

Speaker: Okay, now that I've got everybody's attention...

by AynRandsTeddyBear May 2, 2005

drug seeker

n. a person who goes to the docter/ER feigning illness in the hopes that they may receive a prescription for their drug of choice. Characterized by the person claiming to have allergies to every drug but the one they want. Much to the seekers dismay, health care providers are taught in school to recognize their obvious addiction.

"Don't believe him, Floyd is a drug seeker; allergic to everything but Percocet, he's here everyday, and was arrested last week for blowing a guy for half a perc."

by keifermail August 23, 2008

smeefed

To be drunk/faded beyond recovery.

"Logan was so smeefed last night, he doesn't remember anything the morning after."

by cheggdown September 27, 2019