The most bland person ever. Human equivalent to a saltine cracker. Its like eating a hot pretzel plain. never talks, walks like he wants to shoot himself in the head. Closest living thing to Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.
by weregershmerglin Hozmindogel March 3, 2019
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2. "How many people did you invite?"
"Oh, about a siegler or two."
3. "Dude I was about three sieglers away from asher roth!!"
2. "How many people did you invite?"
"Oh, about a siegler or two."
3. "Dude I was about three sieglers away from asher roth!!"
by Edmonson Schviene August 11, 2009
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Get the smellershot mug.A person that loves to smell other people's shit. Typically somebody that hangs out in a bathroom, especially at a work place or a person that always follows you into a bathroom whenever you have to go.
I just sat down in the stall, and would'nt you know it, that effing turd smeller Soon walked in and started to observe himself in the mirror--again.
by biff hoolihan April 29, 2005
Get the turd smeller mug.An unkempt person of questionable intentions, whom appears to have lived a hard, deviant life, as clearly displayed by their gaunt and ravaged features.
Their mere presence usually fosters feelings of an impending threat to bodily safety and/or theft of personal belongings.
Direct eye-contact with such persons is to be avoided at all costs.
Their mere presence usually fosters feelings of an impending threat to bodily safety and/or theft of personal belongings.
Direct eye-contact with such persons is to be avoided at all costs.
"Get a load of that filthy skegler on the street would ya?, best lock your doors, just to be safe..."
by Leah Clint November 10, 2005
Get the skegler mug.Another derogatory phrase to describe a gay man. Most older gay men have a look about their face that resembles a person who has just smelled a freshly batch of cookies. A sort of smug, satisfied look on their face that accompanies twinkly eyes and pursed lips that barely crack a smile.
Hag: Oh, look! There's Stephen. Is he gay?
Charles: Does he look like he just smelled a batch of cookies?
Hag: Yes he does!
Charles: He's gay and he;s a cookie smeller!
Charles: Does he look like he just smelled a batch of cookies?
Hag: Yes he does!
Charles: He's gay and he;s a cookie smeller!
by Saint Paco February 27, 2011
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by Daddysxj September 29, 2010
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