smegan

An unnatural, inorganic two-person group that acts as one. A smegan couple also spends an inordinate amount of time together. While not healthy for either component of the formerly two person group, Smegan means very well and is not toxic to surrounding members of the community.

Q: Who's all going to dinner?
A: Just Smegan and Alex.

by sghaterz September 12, 2011

Smegging

Sending randomized signals to the router to act as a jamming method in order to protect against Air-Gap attacks from cell phones that attempt to use the memory bus as a radio antenna.

As long as we're smegging the network, the Israeli spies will never complete their Air-Gap offensive, even if malware exists on our machine!

by Clickity Hack September 15, 2015

Smegan

A vegan that eats meat feast pizza

Tomasz is such a filthy smegan scum bag think of those poor farmyard bois

by Smeganlord December 5, 2017

smegan

An idiot, stupid person.

"Would someone tell this smegan to shut up"

by sparkneon October 6, 2005

smegan

A person whose dietary intake is limited to dick cheese or head cheese (smegma).

That chick over there is a smegan,You can tell by her breath.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

smegga

Smegga is a word from the word Smeg which is also from the word Smegma.
The word smegga means fuckka

Smegga-fuckka
Smegging Smegga-fucking fuckka
ect

by David Johnston December 19, 2006

smegging

The action of rubbing your smegma on a woman during oral intercourse.

"That chick is a slut......I think I'm gonna do some smegging on her."

by Jayslay14 December 16, 2008