smegalump

Smegalumps are the small white spots on the helmet of the penis when one peals back the foreskin. This is due to someone not cleaning themselves properly or not having a good standard of hygiene.

To use in a sentence - You dirty little smegalump or you stupid smeghead!!

by DrTurner October 26, 2010

shmeegal

a funny thing to say when theres nothing to say. a good thing to say when theres akward silences.

Johnny:SHMEEGAL, SHMEEGALLY SHMEEG!
Laura: Dosnt matter, dosnt matter

by Chexican1234 September 13, 2009

Smeegler

A person who takes more than they are offered

An example is if you let somebody take a sip of your drink or a hit of your joint, and they take multiple sips or hits. It is safe to say that they are a Smeegler

by jose with an H April 13, 2010

smeeglewomps

The cool folk band consisting of Wilbur Soot on the washboard, Georgenotfound on the trumpet, Tommyinnit and Ranboo as the vocalists, Philza Minecraft on the plastic recorder, and Tubbo floating ominously in the background.

I love smeeglewomps, it's the best band around! Have you listened to any of their music?

by Soyalecithin January 31, 2023

Smeeglewomps

A brilliant folk band consisting of Wilbur Soot on the washboard, Georgenotfound on the trumpet, Philza Minecraft playing the plastic recorder, Tommyinnit and Ranboo as vocalists, and Tubbo, floating ominously in the background.

Have you heard of smeeglewomps? Their music is brilliant!

by Soyalecithin January 31, 2023

smeegle

Someone who is a hard drug/sex addict and craves drugs or sex. Comes from Lord Of The Rings: "My precious..."

That girl was a total coke smeegle.

by Ken June 2, 2004

Smeegle

chunky bits of goop. May also be used as a funny name to call others.

calling your bff smeegle as a joke.

by Devin Widmer March 21, 2008