Smecond

A Mexican second. This occurs when one says they will be "a second", but end up taking much, much longer. This is in reference to the sad tale of a man who went to Mexico for two weeks in order to get his condo fixed up, and none of the Mexican workers he hired showed up on time.

Sarah is getting ready for a date with Maxwell. Max arrives and Sarah tells Max,"Wait just a second." When Sarah is finally prepared, twenty minutes have passed. Max then comments cleverly, "Wait just a second? That was more like a smecond, Sarah!" And then they laugh gaily.

by Sailor V October 14, 2006

Smocco Guwop

Pop Smoke's street name when he was a kid

Pop Smoke: My name in the street was Smocco Guwop and that was my IG

by Rox Fume March 14, 2022

Smerconish

Similar to a dirty Sanchez, a Smerconish is where during anal intercourse the penis is removed from the anus and is smeared on the woman's or man's face in a circle around the mouth giving a poop goatee.

Scott:"Dude I totally Smerconished that chick last night!"
Brad:"Fuck yeah broski!"

by peezy2014 April 3, 2019

smexcore

Smexcore is a way of describing something that is super sexy (or "smexy"). Often used sarcastically. This word is by no means scene or hardcore, its just cool.

Wow, Jane Eyre is totaly smeXcore!

Ada-san has smexcore blasian abilities!

by J. Chan October 21, 2006

Seccombe

Man who makes godly music. A Christian so handsome he could convert me anytime.

Have you listened to Jon Seccombe's music? it slaps

by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022

Secco

Meaning 1:The Italian Word For Dry

Meaning 2: some snuff filming weirdo in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure Part 5: Golden Wind that I am close to madly in love with, his ass is fat, his body is perfect, he's extremely awkward and dirty, thats all I need in a fictional man unfortunately, but don't be like me, be better, be a bruno simp, or abbachio, maybe even Tonio or Avdol, these men...they would treat you right

P1: "Oh my god Secco is such an interesting character, I wish he had more backstory or at least a more defined place of origin..."

P2: "Yeah I'm gonna have to agree, he's pretty hot too"

P3:"..."
P3:"I'm cutting both of you out of my life"

by Secco's Lover April 9, 2022

Secco's Lover

Secco's Lover also known as Ciocco, Nyeh, Pepper Etc. is one of the gayest faggots i have ever met, he is down horrendous for most of the Adult Cast of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Parts 1-8

P1:"Hey have you seen Secco's Lover around?"
P2:"I'm pretty sure he's bullying bad people in tik tok comment sections rn"
P1:"Ok Cool I'll talk to him later"

by Secco's Lover April 30, 2022