smaxy

a guy who's hot and gets boners all the time

oh my god your so smaxy.
How do u know?:)
i can see it right through your jeans

by lolalove February 21, 2015

smaxxon

A completely ambiguous term that can be used anytime/ anywhere a person feels compelled to do so. (however, it is usually used in senteces where a high amount of gravity is sought. It Most commonly replaces a verb or adj. and it is often directly followed by the word bonerzwhich is pronounced bo-nairs).

1."Dude this beer is totally smaxxon" (meaning: this beer is totally fucking good.)
2. "Holy shit dude, Jessica smaxxon boners!" (meaning: Jessica is sooo fucking sweet-dick hot.)
3. Man, my dad has been a total smaxxon lately (meaning: My dad has been a total duesch-bag lately.)

by Smaxxon Valdez July 7, 2006

smaxy bran muffin

someone who is filled with chocolate chips of warmth and delight.

maxine is such a smaxy bran muffin!

by smaxy May 29, 2008

smaximum

When something is so inconceivably good on how much it "smacks," that it is quite literally at the "maximum" potential.

Bro: "Dude that shit smacks. Like to the maximum."

Other Bro: "Dude what?"
Bro: " Smaximum. It fkn smaximum"

by Raz0rRaid0r November 17, 2019

Smaxklord

Goated Individual (Please Don’t Forget The X Unless Your Talking About My Last Girl).

Smaxklord Is The Goat!

by Smaxklord November 23, 2021

Smaxwell

A mootch who likes to moochity moochy mooch.

Smaxwell walks up and asks "Is that chocolate?"
You must therefore give some to him.

by yamadomdom January 18, 2010

smaxxon

A word that is used whenever a person so desires. It can mean almost anything. The term was started by an amatuer land-surveyer in Elmhurst Illinois while on the jobsite. He was talking to a co-worker and friend about how this other guy they both knew did a real benson move that totally just totally sucked. So he said "Dammit dude! I just know he's gonna' puss' out on going to my lakehouse, and it will totally smaxxon-bonerz. What a benson dude!"

Man I'm so pissed, this is a total smaxxon.

by Tweezey Calabrezey July 8, 2006