smartcore

an individual who has the characteristics of a "hardcore" person relating to physical style, lifestyle, and music but who still manages to be well-spoken, educated, and goal oriented

"That guy over there reading Kafka and studying for his mid-terms while listening to hardcore music on his iPod totally has full sleeve tattoos and great hair; he must be smartcore."

by Briana W December 5, 2007

Smartard

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.

did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.

by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011

Smartarded

A person who has great knowledge of useless information

That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

smartfood

Idk someone egirl called me it someone help me here

Egirl: sorry smartfood<3
Me:

by Smartfood January 9, 2021

smashcord

Super Smash Bros discord servers for losers who want to discute or learn how to play a character, connects with their local community, argue about e-sport or simply repeat how Final destination with Star Fox is the only true way to play the game.

— Have you see, Jim only talks about smashcords the last days.
— Can he shut up the fuck up ? We don't care about his "no suit samus combos".

by SuisLaMort August 2, 2020

Smartarded

Someone who is extremely Smart but does completely Stupid things.

Aiden just helped me study for my upcoming test, but he also just lit himself on fire to jump into a river, he is Smart, but also Retarded, Smartarded!

by HeyMyNameIsThis August 12, 2020

Smartard

Someone who is preoccupied with considering unnecessary questions that are superficially profound, but have no utility of any kind.

Are you a mind with a body, or a body with a mind?

Shut the fuck up, smartard.

by AlienInTheAttic February 7, 2021