sharmot

Puta is Arabic for whore/slut it's the masc version of Sharmoota

omg Jeremy is such a sharmot

by Ir8pir8 November 5, 2017

smarmocracy

Government by hucksters, cheats, cronies, crooks and liars
see also: Cult45, kacistocracy

With the inauguration of Donald Trump, the US dropped all pretense of being a democratic republic and began the installation of a full blown Smarmocracy.

by EvilleMike June 22, 2019

Smarmite

The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.

He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.

by Moonstaff June 8, 2010

Sharmotive

Derived from the word "Sharmota", "Sharmotive" is used to describe the actions and behaviors of someone seeking attention, or whoring for one.
Commonly known in the Arab world, and more commonly used within Egyptian midclass, and submidclass social groups.

I don't know why he is acting like that, his sharmotive behavior only surfaces around girls!
If not for her sharmotive attitude and style, she wouldn't have been able to get all these instagram followers.
If I didn't know any better, I'd say he's trying very hard to impress her, His actions are very sharmotive like today!

by satisfying_slurs September 26, 2021

smarmo

A person who is very "smarmy" or "arrogant" / "cocky".

Gerald: Apparently Harry thinks he's better than we are.
Tina: What a smarmo bastard!

by Keegan FP October 12, 2007

Smarmite

When someone is being a smarmy cunt on purpose, you ask them if they want a big jar of smarmite

Person 1: I think <friend> finds me annoying...
Person 2: I wonder that about everyone
Person 1: I know I dont find you annoying
Person 2: I meant you =p
Person 1: My arent we Mr. smarmite today

by Shaun 'intel' Miner July 24, 2009

Smarmites

The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.

He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.

by Moonstaff June 8, 2010