stapler

Short range wepon usually found in offices

he attack me with the stapler

by Leon9 July 19, 2004

daquan from staples

Someone more famous than Alex from target and has stapled his way into our hearts

daquan from staples wants to be a unicorn

by Daquan from staples November 5, 2014

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.

I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!

by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010

staple sauce

1. Sauce comprised entirely of staples consumed and enjoyed by "What's-Her-Face" character from "Teen Girl Squad" series, episode 9, at www.homestarrunner.com. This occurs after "Cheerleader" is run over by "Crazy Learner's Permit Girl". Staple Sauce is immortalized by Strong Bad in an unnamed song presumed to be called, "Best Friends Squad".

Staple sauce is suggested to be eaten in quantities of "heaping bowls". Staple sauce may cause death, which it did to "What's-Her-Face".

Strong Bad: "What's-Her-Face eats staple sauce, a heaping bowl of staple sauce."

by rtblechner December 9, 2008

snapler

when you wanna try a snap of someones bud you ask for a SNAPLER, which is a one hitter of dank.

word derived from the combination of snap + sample

AtheL: hey fool buy a sack, its the chronic
Big J: aight let me get a snapler

by eaglegolfer13 February 22, 2011

Sample Tour

A lap around a grocery store or other place that offers free samples for the sole reason of getting free food samples and nothing else from this establishment.

I'm a little hungry. Do you want to go to Whole Foods on our break for a sample tour?

by Marlos March 12, 2010