smalltalk

A completely Object Oriented (OO) language that was created to be as easy as smalltalk (chit-chat). In actuality, it's the programmer's bane, driving otherwise sane individuals, particularly college students who take Smalltalk classes, to bouts of heavy drinking, depression, and in some cases, suicidal tendencies.

Student 1 - "Why oh why do we have to take smalltalk?"
Student 2 (Whilst drinking heavily from a handle of rum) - "Because those fuckers won't bloody well let us take C++ which would actually be practical!"

by stuckGT February 7, 2010

small sack

Having a small scotum sack.

The girl at the club last night could not quit talking about Jerry's small sack.

by H-Potter November 7, 2006

smalldickmobile

A high performance sports car (usually a ferrari, lamborghini, porsche, maserati etc...) that is bought (or rented) in order to attract women and compensate for a small penis. Also, the owner/renter has never worked on it, and sends it to a shop for modifications or repairs.

Beverly Hills is full of people and their smalldickmobiles.

Joe: Hey dude check out that guy in that new ferrari!
Bob: You mean the smalldickmobile?

A level of arrogance comes with owning a smalldickmobile

Girl: A guy in a smalldickmobile tried to make a pass at me!
Girl 2: You didn't get in?
Girl: No way! That guy doesn't have the balls to own a man's car!

by Bob Johnson-Smith June 28, 2012

smallcockitis

A disease, typically contracted at birth, in which a man is born with a tiny useless penis

When I was born the doctor told my parents I have smallcockitis

by Babydickmcgee November 17, 2015

smellwack

If you have to ask what a smellack is you are one

Why you such a smellwack

by Skksjsusmshsusj December 4, 2020

Smallick

A sexual move between two gay men where one man sticks his finger in his Butt, then wipes his finger between his partners nose and upper lip

Nothing turns me on more than when my boyfriend gives me a Smallick after he uses the bathroom

by Randydirt June 28, 2023

jennifer sallack

She is the most amazing wonderful and beautiful girl in the world every time she smiles she will make you fall in love with her all over again she is perfect in every way and I love her with all my heart and I will always love her to the end of time because she is the apple to my pie the straw to my berry the smoke to my high and shes the one I'm goin to marry i love you with all my heart

Jennifer sallack is the just amazing

by jreeeed January 4, 2015