A 'small-timer' stumbles through everyday tasks with a lack of class and with increasing damage to their integrity. Their catastrophic nature can easily be mistaken or excused as "bad luck", however this is far from the case.
Person 1: "Got absolutely smashed last night and can't remember a thing. Woke up without my pants and lost my phone!"
Person 2: "What a small timer!"
Person 2: "What a small timer!"
by Alzamatralz June 30, 2014
Get the Small Timer mug.1. Your childhood, a time when you were "small".
2. A period of time where nothing much happens, life is pretty dull and you don't do anything noteworthy or of interest to anyone, barely even yourself.
3. An event or situation that is uninteresting and bores you, or is unimpressive. A matter which isn't worth your time.
2. A period of time where nothing much happens, life is pretty dull and you don't do anything noteworthy or of interest to anyone, barely even yourself.
3. An event or situation that is uninteresting and bores you, or is unimpressive. A matter which isn't worth your time.
1. "Me an' Chris have been friends since small times."
2. "It sure has been small times 'round here since all my friends started going to college."
3. "Man am I ever glad to be out of there, that show was small times."
2. "It sure has been small times 'round here since all my friends started going to college."
3. "Man am I ever glad to be out of there, that show was small times."
by BrokeAccount December 28, 2005
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"What thou havest?"
"At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards"
"Ah, for the name of the dag in the nabbits, Richard Paul Easternley shan'teth release the lute scroll!"
"What thou havest?"
"At no time shall I concede thee from the beyond upwards"
"Ah, for the name of the dag in the nabbits, Richard Paul Easternley shan'teth release the lute scroll!"
by Hailiqou May 21, 2024
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by boobs July 28, 2003
Get the or i shall taunt you a second time mug.A geographic location and a state of mind that generally can be used to reference a small east coast city, otherwise known as Baltimore. Smalltimore refers both to Baltimore's size and its clique oriented social scene. Smalltimore is a pejorative term that refers to the fact that everyone in Baltimore knows each other, and shares the same sex partners. As well no one ever leaves smalltimore, and no one outside smalltimore knows jack shit about Baltimore.
Beer Drinker 1: Oh shit, that guy is friends with the bitch who threw urine in my face and then spread lies about me.
Beer Drinker 2: Welcome to Smalltimore.
Man: Don't I know you from somewhere?
Woman: Probably, this is Smalltimore.
Man: Oh right, you are in that DIY punk band. Your roommate is friends with someone from my anarchist, women's studies collective.
Beer Drinker 2: Welcome to Smalltimore.
Man: Don't I know you from somewhere?
Woman: Probably, this is Smalltimore.
Man: Oh right, you are in that DIY punk band. Your roommate is friends with someone from my anarchist, women's studies collective.
by utz hayim September 10, 2006
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