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Slumberjack

The act of masturbating onto a sleeping person.
"She drank too much and passed out early so I slumberjacked her."
by The Boogieman September 15, 2012
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slumberjack

The act of waking up with morning wood, and trying to think of a desturbing image to effectively "chop down the morning wood.
I woke up this morning with maaaad wood, and I slumberjacked away. TIMBERRRR!!!
by emperorshin January 10, 2014
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Slumberjack

To Tristan’s surprise, he woke up from his dream of spicy chicken sandwiches to being slumberjacked by his older sister, Becky!
by rrrrrob April 19, 2018
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slumberjack party

The event in which all guest at a slumber party are male. Usually when the significant other is out of town and the guys just wann have fun but are at the age where partying all night is just too much.
We were going to go to a stripclub but ended up staying in and having a slumberjack party with the guys. Wine, cigars, football, and blanket forts.
by CherylDactyl December 22, 2015
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lumberjack mac

(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.
Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.
by Kaster Master November 19, 2021
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lumberjackulate

To cut down a tree and reach the point of arousal where you immediately orgasm in your pants.
Chris: I lumberjackulated in the Amazon over spring break.
Barb: Damnit Chris, you know we're in a climate crisis!
by Collins-Belle October 10, 2019
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Sad Lumberjack

A person (generally male) who begrudgingly handles another man's "wood"
Jacob made me his Sad Lumberjack last night.
by Alphasymphonic January 11, 2017
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