Slow cooked Clam chowder

Before heading to the bed for time with your women, you make the conscious decision to take a spoon up with.. proceed with intercourse.. When you slam a fat load deep in to your female friends axe wound, instead of her heading to the bathroom she just falls asleep like in the movies, allowing your semen to really mature in flavour and texture over night. Next morning wake her up with a spoonful of freshly cooked Clam chowder for her to taste, if the flavour is strong and the texture is lumpy jobs a gooden it's time to collect the rest in Tupperware and let your friends and colleagues enjoy some at work. After all, sharing is caring

Tom: what you up to tonight?

James: Think I'm gonna make me some slow cooked Clam chowder!

Tom: ooooo my man ! Make sure you bring some in for the boys tomorow

James: there's gonna be loads to go round mate, I been blue balling for 2 weeks !

Tom: you always know how make it the way I like dude.

by Hornyharts February 1, 2020

slow-cooked corn chili

It's when you take a shit and find whole bits of corn staring back at you. An especially chuncky turd filled with corn -- in theory, slow-cooked XXX chili could be replaced where XXX = peanuts, twizzlers, peas, etc.

After drinking 13 PBR's, I tried pushing a fart out but instead got a load of slow-cooked corn chili in my underwear.

by donkeykongdick January 9, 2008

Slow cooking

When your make your masturbation session last a few hours by lighting candles and putting on a softcore video to make it last. Occasionally one may start a roast in a crockpot to enjoy after the session.

"I've got a few hours before my parents are home. Might as well start slow cooking"

by qeoj bjb July 1, 2016

Slow Cooker

Slow cooker is a hard clay like shit that is hanging around in your ass and you strain and only fart around it . In other words it’s sticking around slow cooking into a hard, impossible to pass brisket .

I took so many Percocet I’ve had a slow cooker in the oven for days . All I can do at this point is keep smoking the meats

by Pro skills February 7, 2020

slow cooking

Term used to setting a person up or luring someone in. Best used to describe a hoe setting up another victim.

You deceitful ass hoe. You played me and now you slow cooking another sucker for the count.

by Black Riz September 26, 2008

Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

Slow Cooking

Sitting in a hotboxed room until you are thoroughly gassed

Smoking gets me too high, so i'm fine with slow cooking until i'm good.

by roscy September 4, 2019