Slovakian Handball

The sexual act of tying a man’s balls in a string and repeatedly being slapped back and forth between a partners hands.

Steven was blue after we performed the Slovakian Handball last night.

by Hello(xx)? June 1, 2021

Slovakian Slippy

A Slovakian slippy is a sexual act in which anal intercourse is attempted upon an unknowing victim. Its name is derived from the sneaky backdoor tactics taken by the Czechoslovakian underground during WWII.

The man claimed it was just an accident when he was turned down by a prostitute after attempting a Slovakian slippy.

by hollaatthemdollas972 March 29, 2009

Slovakian bleeding

Slovakian bleeding is the act of inserting a vodka bottle into a sexual partners anus until it shatters and blood rushes out of the anus and you begin drinking up the blood, vodka and glass.

"Can you give me a good Slovakian bleeding?"
"No"

by NUCL3AR May 10, 2022

Slovakian Popsicle

When you shove a handful of ice cubes up the vagina and you fuck the girl therefore making your dick a popsicle!

Hey nathan! Can I give you a Slovakian popsicle!?

by ZARBONNER October 20, 2018

slovakian milkshake

when a woman (preferably slovakian) sticks a straw in the hole in a man's penis and sucks out sperm from inside.

dude she gave me a total slovakian milkshake, but I can't get this straw out of my dick.

by BHAIRYD November 20, 2011

slovakian slurpee

its pretty simple u blow yer load in a chics coochie and u have some 1 suck it up(like a slurpee) and then spit it back out in a dixie cup. its cold in slovakia so for best results go out side so ure cum will become icy!!!!

wen i went to slovakia i gave that one chick a slovakian slurpee

by D.G.A.F September 7, 2007

Slovakian McDonald’s

Where you ask all of the McDonald’s workers to shit and then they prepare that large lump of shit as a Big Mac

Went to maccies last night lad. the best Slovakian McDonald’s I’ve ever had

by Caplocc December 31, 2021