Slouche

A slouche is a slutty douche. A slutty ignorant selfish person.

My first date went great until his two booty call girls showed up and offered him a threesome right in front of me! He left the date to be with them, what a slouche!

by KiefSand September 28, 2011

penis sloucher

when you have a half boner and it starts to go up and slouches over to one side

man your such a penis sloucher or damn this penis sloucher is really hurting

by birkitt August 27, 2006

Stouched

Stouched or sex touched is the tap, scoop or grope type of touch from a man to a woman when walking past them while the woman is unaware of the mans awesome foreplay technique. The touch will be either to the genitalia or breast area. The man is showing his intentions to mate and this technique causes many women to become aroused.

Will walked passed Natalie while she was getting undressed, he stouched her on her bottom as he walked by.

by El Torro October 8, 2014

slouche

A cross between a slut and a douchébag...

Jordan is such a slouche!

by Klade March 5, 2004

sloutched

When you're too ugly to function properly. Mainly people named Antonio.

Antonio is so sloutched it's hard to look at him. Ugh!

by TTJames March 5, 2015

Hit the slouches

1. Hit the slouches means that you are going to sleep.
2. Hit the slouches can also mean to literally hit a person slouching. It is a form of punishment and discipline.

I'm tired i think that I am going to hit the slouches.

by Amze n Zak August 3, 2021

slotched

drunk out of your mind; shit-faced drunk.

yo i was at this party last night and i got soo fucking slotched!

Bro i am so slotched right now, lemme just lay here in the street for a little bit

by Mark e Mark July 18, 2005