A Gaming device inwhich you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than hitting the top award.
"Betty dropped $5,000 in that machine and it didn't pay her shit"
"Atleast she's considered a high-roller now, maybe they'll give her a free buffet or hotel room for the night"
"Atleast she's considered a high-roller now, maybe they'll give her a free buffet or hotel room for the night"
by Slotty July 11, 2005
by Chris22 October 06, 2005
A girl who hooks up with a girl on one night and then attempts to have a foursome with 2 other girls and any guy she can find the next night.
Nikki is such a slot machine, on Friday she enjoyed herself some fish but on Saturday she wanted a side of meat.
by Bowdine May 22, 2006
The woman suffered much embarassment when she slot machined at the front counter of the Starbucks while paying for her latte.
by Chris Ernest Hall August 17, 2005
When you are having sex with a girl with a bra full of coins, but can't hear the coins jingling. Then when you take off her bra all the coins fall out and she yells "JACKPOT!"
One night I went out to a dance club with my friends and got incredibly drunk. Throughout the night I was putting the change leftover from buying drinks into my bra because I didn't have a purse. I ended up going to my boyfriends place afterwards (who hadn't been out with us) and being the terrible drunk I am I conned him into having sex. We were going at it pretty hard, he was laying down and I was on top of him and he finally had the mind to take my bra off. When he did, all the change from the night ($21 in coins..) burst out and rained all over his face. As he was confused and spluttering I just drunkenly continued while yelling, "JACKPOT!!!" and grabbing the cash and throwing in the air pulling a Bellagio Slot Machine. I'm surprised that we're still together.
by Malastic April 09, 2013
You take a naked girl, make her sit on something with her legs behind her head. You then take your life savings in coins and toss them into her spread open vagina.
by JFK0361 November 27, 2013
This is when a woman shoves ice cubes up a guys ass. The cold sensations will cause the guy to lose his erection completely. This technique can be especially useful to help control males that suffer from premature ejaculation.
Heather's boyfriend was acting really cocky and bragging too much about himself so she gave him the Chinese Slot Machine while they were having sex causing him to shrink down to nothing.
by Heatherpleather November 22, 2006