Johnny: I kinda like Abby, what do you think of her?
Lauren : I think she's a total slorkertute, don't go for that unless you want Stds
-LG
Lauren : I think she's a total slorkertute, don't go for that unless you want Stds
-LG
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Get the slocker mug.A user, possibly a marketer, onTwitter or other mini-blog tool who 'follows' every user they come across, hoping that this will in turn mean that they get 'followed'.
A chocolate bar marketing agent opens an account on Twitter and then trawls through the network, finds as many people as they can and 'follows' them (i.e. to receive their updates). The agent hopes that many of those they follow will reciprocate and follow their brand, opening the door for their marketing messages. This agent is a 'Storker'.
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