slooker

a very dirty, slutty hooker

i want my flippin money back you dirty slooker

by paco martinez May 13, 2005

slooked

Term heavily used in Florida. Meaning to get completely inebriated on alcohol or mix of other drugs.

Man, I got so slooked on bum wine last night I threw up all over my dick.

by hEddie22 September 30, 2016

Slowpoke

Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.

Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates

by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023

slooker

Getting ones ball sack caught in a bicycle chain while riding

holy crap that is one bad slooker!

by torra borra May 19, 2004

Slooker

Slut and Hooker mixed together
to say to people and them not notice ur saying something bad

that slooker can go lick a shoe

by intoface August 29, 2009

Slowpoke

The sexiest pokemon alive, can also be used to describe mentally retarded people or in the harassment of people.

1) I was playing pokemon, but my slowpoke made me so horny i had to have some sex,
2) That kid is such a slowpoke, I mean really? Who'd shove a iron penis into their skull!?

by Sensei Slowpoke April 26, 2010

slovoke

A person who is slow at doing things

In the Game Spiderman...when spidey has to chase venom...and if u fail to do so..then venom says....

"Better luck next time....slovoke!!!
other eg,
"Eat your food fast...slovoke!!!

by Sambhav April 4, 2007