slamazon

a girl that is taller than you, who you would, if given the opportunity, have sex with

Dude, I wanna pound that slamazon.

Last night I was at this party, and it was a Slamazon Rain Forest. I really thought I was gonna get my dick wet in the Slamazon River. Turns out, I just got my ass kicked and went home alone.

by Young Money 69 September 9, 2010

Rollie Slama

Typically a Southern (Oklahoma) get down. When you're fucking your girl, you roll her over and just start slamming(Rollie Slama), until you nut and/or she looses feeling in her legs. Maximum slam power is to be used.

"She said stop Poking around in there and Rollie Slama me already!"

"Bro, you should have seen this freak last night. She turns around and says do the Rollie Slama and don't stop until I can't feel my legs baby."

This morning she wanted some Rollie Slama, next thing out of her mouth was Fuucck this is Fire"

by Firecomm June 21, 2016

Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam

According to television host Stephen Colbert, Alexander Hamilton's signature dunk during his youth on what would become the U. S. Virgin Islands. Colbert implies that Hamilton's execution of this dunk over Aaron Burr led to the famous duel which cost Hamilton his life.

The Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam was
the most unstoppable move in the OTCBA (Original Thirteen Colonies Basketball Association)

by Bizzle fo Shizzle June 5, 2006

Slippery Salamander

When your have sex with your wife/girlfriend in the shower you push her up against the wall and lift one leg up and insert your penis as fast as possible and watch her climb the wall

Guy 1: Dude last night and Martha had sex last night.

Guy 2: Bro that’s nothing compared to the slippery salamander I pulled on Cathrine.

by Bendove123457654321 January 9, 2020

Slamacow

An exclamation used when something awesome has just happened.

Slamacow! That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all "four!"

by Finn the Human Boy January 16, 2011

Slamability

The scale of which to rate someone's sexual potential

"She's fit - definitely scores high on the slamability scale."

"What a shambles - I'd give her 1 on the slamability scale."

"I met this girl
Oh yeah, what's her slamability?
10 out of 10 - 100% slamable"

by JERM-GF May 20, 2011

Salamantaloupe

A combination of a salamander and a cantaloupe.

Wow man, imagine if a salamander and a cantaloupe were mixed!??? It’d be a Salamantaloupe!

by jennaltracey April 22, 2019